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Huan way system

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Play Rush Hour

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

All-way stops.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

"I'm gonna need some ID."

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Expect delays.

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Fun City Update

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam