Traffic Accident Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The bad news is the truck is totaled. The good news is I discovered a great new flavor!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The first car accident.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Family traits.

The hall of bad ideas.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Attention: Speed Troughs

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

The Cone Ranger

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

Espresso Lanes

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'