Car Crash Enthusiast T-Shirts

Marvin and the new airbag

Relax Frank, it's my day off

A man and woman fighting after a car crash.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"I'll need a three iron."

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Oh, Sweetie, look, Daddy's fitting a new car seat for baby.'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

"You're going on a very short journey."

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

Seat belts - The giving of life.

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

The life of a crash-test dummy

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'This industry's going to the wall!'

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

Blowing your nose musically.

Bollard Crash

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."