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'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

The first car accident.

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

Pulling the Anchor Out

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

Blowing your nose musically.

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

"Where the windbag meets the airbag."

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."