Traffic Jams T-Shirts

"I think I'm getting road rage."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Commutobile

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Trouble parking in Brighton

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

Freeways in the Supermarket

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.