Traffic Jams Pillows

"I think I'm getting road rage."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Heavy Traffic.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Trouble parking in Brighton

Desert Island Roundabout

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Freeways in the Supermarket

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Screw Driver.

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'