Traffic Cop Aficionado Pillows

"I'm gonna need some ID."

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Family traits.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'It's a slow trap.'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

'Driving without a flag?'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Grim reaper ambulance

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.