Traffic Rules Aficionado Pillows

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Why the chicken crossed the road.

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'I'm going to have to give you a ticket for jaywalking.'

Road Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Cupid paints Stop sign

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

Lawyer Xing

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"I'm gonna need some ID."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

Confusing Traffic Sign.

UFO at the traffic lights...

No Parking.

'I'll do the talking.'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'