Traffic Laws Enthusiast Pillows

'A ticket?! She cut me off!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Driving without a flag?'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Lawyer Xing

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

Clark gets nailed.