Traffic Law Buffs Pillows

"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Lawyer Xing

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

Another jaywalking ticket? -- Why do you keep crossing the road anyway?

UFO at the traffic lights...

No Parking.

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'I'll do the talking.'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'If you can read this you're too close.'

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'How fast? Maybe you had the radar gun upside down and it was an airplane.'

Sp££d Camera

"No, no... your driver license."

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.