Traffic Law Buffs Gifts

"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Lawyer Xing

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

UFO at the traffic lights...

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

No Parking.

'I'll do the talking.'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

'If you can read this you're too close.'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'There's a policeman here who thinks I shouldn't be talking on the cellphone while driving.'

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

'How fast? Maybe you had the radar gun upside down and it was an airplane.'

Sp££d Camera

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.

"No, no... your driver license."