Traffic Law Aficionados Gifts

'I've stopped you on suspicion of texting while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. I'm going to require a thumb sample...'

Sp££d Camera

New Road Signs to Watch For:

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Lawyer Xing

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

No Parking.

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'I'll do the talking.'

'We're adding a couple years to your sentence because you didn't send in your taxes.'

UFO at the traffic lights...

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

"I thought legal highs were banned now, Sarge?"