Traffic Regulation Aficionado Gifts

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

55 MPH Radar Enforced

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Lawyer Xing

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

"I'm gonna need some ID."

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'I'll do the talking.'

No Parking.

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

UFO at the traffic lights...