Traffic Rule Enthusiast Gifts

'This is a one-way street. Didn't you see the arrows.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'Can't you read?'

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Lawyer Xing

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

Clark gets nailed.

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

'I'll do the talking.'

No Parking.

UFO at the traffic lights...

Speed Limit.

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

Confusing Traffic Sign.

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"