Traffic Laws Enthusiast Gifts

'A ticket?! She cut me off!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Driving without a flag?'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Lawyer Xing

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...