Traffic Law Aficionado Gifts

The March of Progress; Unbroken land, dirt track, paved road, sleeping policemen, sleeping policeforce, simulated unbroken land.

"I'm pretty sure having your child ride rear-facing until they're four only applies to car seats."

'Please let me go!'

Traffic Agents Gone Wild

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Lawyer Xing

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"I'm gonna need some ID."

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

No Parking.

UFO at the traffic lights...

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'I'll do the talking.'

"It was green when I went through it."

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.