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The March of Progress; Unbroken land, dirt track, paved road, sleeping policemen, sleeping policeforce, simulated unbroken land.

"I'm pretty sure having your child ride rear-facing until they're four only applies to car seats."

'Please let me go!'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"I'm gonna need some ID."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Lawyer Xing

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

No Parking.

'I'll do the talking.'

UFO at the traffic lights...

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

"It was green when I went through it."

Sp££d Camera

"Oh, yeah, have a Merry Christmas, Santa."