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'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Lawyer Xing

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

No Parking.

'I'll do the talking.'

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

UFO at the traffic lights...

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'