Traffic Law Lover Pillows

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

Lawyer Xing

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

No Parking.

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

UFO at the traffic lights...

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'I'll do the talking.'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.