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'This is a one-way street. Didn't you see the arrows.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'Can't you read?'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Lawyer Xing

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

'I'll do the talking.'

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

No Parking.

UFO at the traffic lights...

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'