Traffic Regulation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

No Parking.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Lawyer Xing

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

'I'll do the talking.'

UFO at the traffic lights...

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

Merge left...merge right...converge center....