Traffic Regulation Enthusiast Gifts

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

No Parking.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Lawyer Xing

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'I'll do the talking.'

UFO at the traffic lights...

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'