Traffic Control Aficionado Gifts

Man with Stop Signs.

Sit.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

Snail crossing

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Desert Island Roundabout

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Hair traffic controller.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

The Automatic Policeman

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Lawyer Xing

"I'm gonna need some ID."

Road closed men working