
'Can't a person get any service around here?'
Find the perfect gift for someone passionate about traffic control. Our collection features clever, creative items that highlight their interest in directing traffic, blending humor with appreciation. From stylish apparel to charming decor, these gifts are sure to brighten their day and add a fun twist to their hobby.
'Can't a person get any service around here?'
Thru versus Through Traffic
New Road Signs to Watch For:
Dog Crossing
Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)
Family traits.
"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."
'Oh no a speed camera.'
Snail crossing
(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.
Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.
'Deer and Game Crossing'.
Airport traffic
"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."
Desert Island Roundabout
Man with Stop Signs.
Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.
Hair traffic controller.
"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"
The Automatic Policeman
'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'
Road closed men working
Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'
"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."
"I'm gonna need some ID."
Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.
Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.
'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'
Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!
'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'
Painted Desert.
Lollipop man stops traffic so squirrels can crossing the road.
Clark gets nailed.
Speed Limit.
'Sorry, I'm late. I ran into a lot of construction.'
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