Toy Traffic Controller Gifts

Thru versus Through Traffic

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Is there a problem officer?"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'It's a slow trap.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

Grim reaper ambulance

Snail crossing

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Driving without a flag?'

Speed Bumps.

Halloween health & safety.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'