Toy Traffic Controller T-Shirts

"Let's put the cars away now, 'kay, Puddin'?

Thru versus Through Traffic

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"Is there a problem officer?"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'It's a slow trap.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

Snail crossing

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Grim reaper ambulance

'Driving without a flag?'

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

Speed Bumps.

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