Traffic Controller At Heart T-Shirts

Construction worker with stop signs.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'It's a slow trap.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Grim reaper ambulance

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

'Driving without a flag?'

Snail crossing

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

Halloween health & safety.

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?