Traffic Controller At Heart Mugs

Construction worker with stop signs.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'It's a slow trap.'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Grim reaper ambulance

'Driving without a flag?'

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

Snail crossing

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Halloween health & safety.

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'