Toy Truck Traffic Controller Gifts

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Ramming Speed!"

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'It's a slow trap.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

'Driving without a flag?'

Snail crossing

Grim reaper ambulance

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Speed Bumps.