Toy Truck Traffic Controller Mugs

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Ramming Speed!"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'It's a slow trap.'

Snail crossing

'Driving without a flag?'

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

Grim reaper ambulance

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Speed Bumps.

Halloween health & safety.