Traffic Control Enthusiast Gifts

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

Snail crossing

At the gallery of Fine Art.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Desert Island Roundabout

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Hair traffic controller.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

The Automatic Policeman

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!

Road closed men working

Lawyer Xing

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"I'm gonna need some ID."