Traffic Control Advocate Gifts

Bollard Crash

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

How Am I Driving?

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

The Automatic Policeman

The Cone Ranger

Watch for Pedestrians.

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

'I need to work a different shift.'

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Watch Out Hedgehogs

Lawyer Xing