Traffic Expert Gifts

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Street signs you don't want to see.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Family traits.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

A series of Exit signs.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Traffic calming ahead.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Attention: Speed Troughs

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Speed Bumps.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Do not pass.