Traffic Management Specialist Gifts

Road Test.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Quality Control

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

No jay walking.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'