Traffic Management Gifts

Way too many people ahead...

Traffic Lights Medicine

Construction worker with stop signs.

Clamped car in traffic

Bob continued to yell at other drivers long after he arrived home.

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'I find this new road layout a little confusing.'

Car Pools.

Man with Stop Signs.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Why don't you lot concentrate on catching some real criminals? - Like motorists?"

'Crossing the road is quite easy actually: Just wait until peak hour when the traffic is hardly moving...'

Road Traffic Reduction Scheme Ahead

"Well, the lights went read - and that's all I remember..."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Red. . . Amber. . . Green. . ."

'Tree Surgeon On Call' notice on car comes to the attention of Traffic Warden.

'Quit always tryin' to tell me what to do!'

Parking, for people who don't know any better.

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'Are all the burglars on holiday?'

I'm giving you a parking ticket!

Traffic avenger

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

Road sign at busy junction reads: 'Give Up'.

"Why don't you pull over and let us get past, you arrogant self-righteous bastard!"

"Well Jenkins, as speedtraps go, it's certainly effective"

Motorbike display team caught in traffic jam

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Bystanders say he intentionally waited for traffic to pick up before he tried to cross. He did leave a not, but it's all a bunch of chicken scratch. Guess we'll never know why he did it, so there's no point in asking... Ever.

Pavements: Bins, Pedestrian, Vehicles.

"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge."