Traffic Monitoring Gifts

'It's a slow trap.'

Traffic jam monitored by aircraft.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Cake Walk.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.