Traffic Observers Gifts

Accident Ahead - Be prepared to gawk.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

No jay walking.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Speeding Forklift

Cake Walk.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'It's a slow trap.'

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

The successful rubbernecker...

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

You Know You're Old When...

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'