Traffic Dynamics Observer Gifts

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

No jay walking.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Speeding Forklift

Cake Walk.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'It's a slow trap.'

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Speed enforced by tractor beam.