Traffic Rule Observer Gifts

Set Down Only

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

No jay walking.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Speeding Forklift

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Cake Walk.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

The successful rubbernecker...

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."