Traffic Light Observer Gifts

Run Like Hell.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Cake Walk.

'It's a slow trap.'

The successful rubbernecker...

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"Great. Now we'll probably miss all the lights between here and earth."

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"I just want to express more GO!"

Drive Thru Police Station

Crossing the Road

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

Betty's Ex, Ray, Glasses.

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

First place / Second place next exit.

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank