Traffic Light Beholder Gifts

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

"Great. Now we'll probably miss all the lights between here and earth."

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

"I just want to express more GO!"

Drive Thru Police Station

Crossing the Road

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

First place / Second place next exit.

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

"I just love the bank holiday getaway. . . Four hours stuck behind a caravan."

"The light is green..."

'Growth in Gangs' news sign. Large mob in back ground. 'Oh No! A gang of motorists!'