Traffic Light Tinkerer Gifts

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Early cyborg.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Gadget geek.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Fixing the Computer.

'3-D TV Kit'