Traffic Tinkerers Gifts

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Emergency stop! I'll tick that."

Quality Control

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

Organic Soldering.

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Technology and literature

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Innovate or die.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Humphry Davy: "My isolation of the alkali metals led...to this great battery..."