Transportation Tinkerers Gifts

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Late BroomStick

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

Filling the Missile Gap

Sistine Selfie

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

Fur Baby

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Organic Soldering.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"