Tractor Tinkerers Gifts

Tractor

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Waiting for retirement.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Organic Soldering.

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Three different categories of lawnmower.