Tractor Tinkerers Prints

Tractor

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Sale! Weed Whackers

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Waiting for retirement.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Organic Soldering.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."