Tech Tinkerers Gifts

"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."

Innovate or die.

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'Hello-goodbye.'

'I bought a wireless, reading glasses locator, but I can't find it without my glasses.'

Blocked Network

Home security.

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

Tech-Support

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense, but if I had a cell phone, you'd think it was acceptable!

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Business Consultants

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'Only you could do that to an ATM!'

'Thank you once again Joe, without your skills, this waveguide system would not have been ready in time...'

Man washing his computer with 'Surf Net'.

Almost Done.

'He bought programmable thermostats but I had to figure out how to use them.'

My new invention is awesome. It generates electricity from anger. I don't follow. So many people are ticked off. Why not harness it? We get people to scream their lungs out, then capture and redirect the energy. It's like wind power. This is whine power. If I get angry, I play right into his hands.

"I used my phone to turn up my heating remotely...the system still needs a bit of fine tuning!"

"I've worked out this sat nav thing...oh we're already here..."

Welcome to Hell: Wifi password @#RQuOVwr*.!.....

'If this were a politically correct cartoon, I'd know exactly how to hook up and program my DVD Player!'

New Technology making once 'whizz kids' into their dads

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"Yes, it is a gaming mouse, but that doesn't mean you can play catch with it."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"You may want to check on your smart mower. It's a little off course!"

'This new robot vacuum cleaner really. . . sucks!'

Man stitching up a broken laptop screen.

"You've given me a lot to think about the next time my phone isn't working."

Adaptability