Vehicle Tinkerer Gifts

Okay, Ernie, tell me if my left turn indicator is on. Yes - No - Yes - No - Yes.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'3-D TV Kit'

Filling the Missile Gap

Organic Soldering.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

CLEAR!

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Sistine Selfie

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Fur Baby

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

Music producers.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"