Car Tinkerers Gifts

Organic Soldering.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

CLEAR!

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Innovate or die.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Remote control car breakdown.

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'