Car Tinkerers Pillows

Organic Soldering.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

CLEAR!

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Innovate or die.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

Remote control car breakdown.

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

"Do you realise you're getting addicted to brake fluid?" "Yes, but I can stop anytime."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'